tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44541760560227837732009-07-04T17:44:36.540+02:00An interweb sepulcher for our headcheeses, which are, how do you say, soggy shoeboxes overflowing with mundane and poorly executed ideas.lauren limhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05694568815178377200noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4454176056022783773.post-42854306144828017602008-05-11T18:10:00.008+02:002008-05-12T22:42:13.401+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7XXi4ZqjvdU/SChtrGPV7ZI/AAAAAAAAACA/EQjtkX-o6qY/s1600-h/0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7XXi4ZqjvdU/SChtrGPV7ZI/AAAAAAAAACA/EQjtkX-o6qY/0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199526356976004498" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear ma,<br /><br />Hope this finds you ok. Things here...well, I guess you could say better'n a sharp stick in th'eye. Marginally better. Tell Billy to keep out of trouble. Did you get my last letter?<br /><br />Love,<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7XXi4ZqjvdU/SChtc2PV7WI/AAAAAAAAABo/5qM3DtXIxKY/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7XXi4ZqjvdU/SChtc2PV7WI/AAAAAAAAABo/5qM3DtXIxKY/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199526112162868578" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7XXi4ZqjvdU/SChtdGPV7XI/AAAAAAAAABw/JkeX_cqgckU/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7XXi4ZqjvdU/SChtdGPV7XI/AAAAAAAAABw/JkeX_cqgckU/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199526116457835890" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7XXi4ZqjvdU/SChtdWPV7YI/AAAAAAAAAB4/lqg65QBmv5U/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAZTP8VTmfI/AAAAAAAABRM/kcdcOuirO9U/IMG_5736.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189927153949710834" border="0" /></a><span class="sqq">My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned. Now I despise all my seven children equally.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAZUjsVTmlI/AAAAAAAABR8/_SfuETeSQeQ/s1600-h/IMG_5812.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAZUjsVTmlI/AAAAAAAABR8/_SfuETeSQeQ/IMG_5812.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189928592763755090" border="0" /></a>He claims that he attempted suicide by swimming out to sea, only to turn back after being stung by jellyfish.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAZUjcVTmkI/AAAAAAAABR0/U3c7Tl6_xB0/s1600-h/IMG_5802.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAZUjcVTmkI/AAAAAAAABR0/U3c7Tl6_xB0/IMG_5802.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189928588468787778" border="0" /></a>He took off his clothes, got into bed, lit a huge cigar, broke open a bottle of champagne, and then uttered: "Proceed."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SB4Jz6zJ88I/AAAAAAAABV8/zpiFIzHVmUw/s1600-h/04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SB4Jz6zJ88I/AAAAAAAABV8/zpiFIzHVmUw/04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196601807593927618" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAzD52WbLbI/AAAAAAAABSk/vE8Ut3Rh8JU/s1600-h/IMG_5752+ed2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAzD52WbLbI/AAAAAAAABSk/vE8Ut3Rh8JU/IMG_5752+ed2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191739869060869554" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="sqq">Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to</span><span class="sqq"> class people as static and dynamic.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SB4Eo6zJ84I/AAAAAAAABVc/pf2b0xv0F4s/s1600-h/05.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SB4Eo6zJ84I/AAAAAAAABVc/pf2b0xv0F4s/05.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196596121057227650" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAzD6GWbLcI/AAAAAAAABSs/HSvSH8T8UU4/s1600-h/IMG_5770+ed2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAzD6GWbLcI/AAAAAAAABSs/HSvSH8T8UU4/IMG_5770+ed2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191739873355836866" border="0" /></a></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_kKHxjT-GkbE/SAZTQsVTmhI/AAAAAAAABRc/VXiY1PrH_rg/s1600-h/IMG_5770+ed.JPG"></a> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Darling Mother,</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=""> </span>I have just heard from father about your illness.<span style=""> </span>I can’t say how sorry I am.<span style=""> </span>The whole day seems different.<span style=""> </span>We are having the concert this afternoon and I am hoping to see Barbara but it all seems meaningless now.</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=""> </span>It was awfully kind of you to keep it from me until now.<span style=""> </span>I do wish I was able to come and see you, dear.<span style=""> </span>It does seem so far away.<span style=""> </span>Do get well quickly – I shall be back in ten days now.</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=""> </span>Your very loving,</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=""> </span>Evelyn</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4454176056022783773-1748647957965672197?l=fatduckandgranny.blogspot.com'/></div>lauren limhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05694568815178377200noreply@blogger.com0